From the Book - First edition.
Behind every crazy woman, there's an even more batshit mother
All the best men are either gay, married, or your therapist
I need everyone to love me
Hand jobs : The fine art of getting a mani-pedi next to your husband's ex (who hates you)
"You aren't my real father"
Nobody wants to be your fucking bridesmaid
Everyone wants to kill me
The bloody truth about Hollywood.
